Lady mondegreen

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A lady mondegreen is when someone listens to a song and hears total nonsense instead of the real words. It’s like your brain is trying to sabotage you.
I thought the song said 'I love my pizza' but it was actually 'I love my baby'
My friend heard 'He died in the sea' but it was 'He died in the tree'
I thought the lyrics said 'She’s a hot dog' but it was 'She’s a hot mom'
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A lady mondegreen is when your brain turns a normal song into a ridiculous story. It’s like your ears are drunk.
I thought the song said 'He ran through the woods' but it was 'He ran through the muds'
My sister heard 'She’s my best friend' but it was 'She’s my best chicken'
I thought it said 'We’re gonna party' but it was 'We’re gonna marry'
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A lady mondegreen is when you twist a song into something completely stupid. Your brain is basically a f***ed up translator.
I heard 'He’s my hero' but it was 'He’s my thoro'
My brother thought the song said 'She’s a queen' but it was 'She’s a bean'
I thought it said 'We’ll be together' but it was 'We’ll be together', wait, that’s not a mondegreen, that’s a miracle!
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