lady lettuce
A bunch of meat-eating haters who wear lettuce on their bodies like a fashion statement while yelling at people who eat burgers.
At the McDonald’s protest, one lady lettuce screamed, 'You’re eating death and you love it!'
A lady lettuce tried to convince my dad to switch to vegan food by wearing a lettuce bra and eating a salad in front of him.
My teacher called the lady lettuce group 'the greenest bunch I’ve ever seen.'