lady lettuce

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 16h ago · 2 definitions

A woman's big inner lips that look like someone jammed a whole head of lettuce up her snatch and left it there for good.

"I looked like a salad with a side of shame when I wore that lettuce dress to the vegan festival."

My gym buddy said my lady lettuce was so big, it could feed a family of five.

My mom called my lady lettuce 'the green monster' after I wore a lettuce costume to her birthday.

A bunch of meat-eating haters who wear lettuce on their bodies like a fashion statement while yelling at people who eat burgers.

At the McDonald’s protest, one lady lettuce screamed, 'You’re eating death and you love it!'

A lady lettuce tried to convince my dad to switch to vegan food by wearing a lettuce bra and eating a salad in front of him.

My teacher called the lady lettuce group 'the greenest bunch I’ve ever seen.'