lady jacket
A woman who’s basically a jacket you wear to hide your embarrassment. But she’s also the one who’s probably going to laugh at your stupid jokes.
My lady jacket told my friends I was a loser, and she was right.
He called his new lady jacket a ‘fancy version of a raincoat’, and she dumped him.
I said my lady jacket was my best friend, and she said, ‘You’re lucky I like you.’