lady jacket

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A woman who’s getting used like a coat in the rain, but way more fun and way less clean. Sometimes it’s your girlfriend, but mostly it’s just someone you’re trying to get into your pants.

My lady jacket is out of town, and I’m dying.

He called his ex a lady jacket in front of her mom.

I asked her if she was my lady jacket, and she said yes, then asked for a raise.

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A woman who’s basically your second skin, but way more flexible and way less polite. You wear her like a jacket, but she’s got more layers.

My lady jacket left me for a guy who wears leather jackets.

He said his lady jacket was the best he ever had, then she left him for a guy who wore a pizza box as a hat.

I told my lady jacket she was my favorite, and she said, ‘That’s sweet, now take me out.’

by Slangipedia 19h ago

A woman who’s basically a jacket you wear to hide your embarrassment. But she’s also the one who’s probably going to laugh at your stupid jokes.

My lady jacket told my friends I was a loser, and she was right.

He called his new lady jacket a ‘fancy version of a raincoat’, and she dumped him.

I said my lady jacket was my best friend, and she said, ‘You’re lucky I like you.’

by Slangipedia 19h ago