Lady Gary - A barely-human, half-Asian, who thinks they’re a real person

A barely-human, half-Asian, who thinks they’re a real person because they listen to Lady Gaga and sing along like they know what they’re doing

Tried to impress me at a party: "I listen to Lady Gaga. I’m a Lady Gary."

Texted me: "I just listened to Born This Way and now I’m almost-human."

Wrote in a journal: "I’m a Lady Gary. I think I’m half-Asian. I think I’m barely-human."