Lady Gary

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A half-Asian, barely-a-human, trying to be cool by singing along to Lady Gaga like she knows what she’s doing
"I’m not a failure, I’m just a Lady Gary.", during a failed karaoke night
Texted me at 2 AM: "I just listened to Born This Way and now I’m confused."
Tried to explain why she listens to Lady Gaga: "It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle."
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A person who thinks they’re a real person but is just a half-Asian, barely-human, trying to sound cool by singing Lady Gaga
Posted on Instagram: "Lady Gaga is my spirit animal. I’m just a half-Asian, barely-human trying to be cool."
Tried to talk to a real person: "You don’t get it, I’m a Lady Gary."
Texted me: "I think I’m a Lady Gary. I’m not sure. I’m half-Asian. I think I’m barely-human."
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A barely-human, half-Asian, who thinks they’re a real person because they listen to Lady Gaga and sing along like they know what they’re doing
Tried to impress me at a party: "I listen to Lady Gaga. I’m a Lady Gary."
Texted me: "I just listened to Born This Way and now I’m almost-human."
Wrote in a journal: "I’m a Lady Gary. I think I’m half-Asian. I think I’m barely-human."
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