lady feller - a woman who looks like a man and smells like a gym sock.

a woman who looks like a man and smells like a gym sock.

She came into the room and I thought it was my brother. Then I smelled her and I knew it was my sister.

She said she was going to the gym. I said, ‘You’re already there.’

I almost kissed her. Then I remembered she smelled like my gym bag.