Lady Broner
A girl who thinks her bro is the bomb and wants to bone him. She gets left in the dust and ends up eating all the snacks and crying in her room.
Bro, I’ll still be your lady broner. You’ll miss me when you’re alone.
You chose her over me? I’ll eat all the snacks and cry about it.
I’m your lady broner, and I’ll haunt you forever.