Lady Broner

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A girl who thinks her bro is the bomb and wants to bone him. She’s stuck in the friend zone and ends up crying in the bathroom after he dumps her for a hotter chick.
Bro, you’re my fav. I’ll be your lady broner forever. #friendzonefacts
Why’d you pick her? I was right here! #ladybronersuck
I still love you, bro. Even though you chose that dumb girl.
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When a girl is obsessed with her bro and thinks he’s the best. She ends up getting dumped and left with nothing but her tears and a bag of chips.
Bro, I’ll be your lady broner even if you hate me. #undyinglove
You chose her over me? I’ll eat my feelings and a whole pizza.
I’m still your lady broner. You’ll regret this.
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A girl who thinks her bro is the best and wants to bone him. She’s stuck in the friend zone and ends up crying in a corner with a bag of Cheetos.
Bro, I’ll still be your lady broner even if you ignore me. #friendzone
You picked her? I’m just gonna cry and eat Cheetos now.
I’m your lady broner forever. You’ll wish you had chosen me.
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A girl who thinks her bro is the bomb and wants to bone him. She gets left in the dust and ends up eating all the snacks and crying in her room.
Bro, I’ll still be your lady broner. You’ll miss me when you’re alone.
You chose her over me? I’ll eat all the snacks and cry about it.
I’m your lady broner, and I’ll haunt you forever.
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A girl who’s head over heels for her bro and wants to bone him. She ends up in the friend zone and cries in the shower with a bag of Twix.
Bro, I’ll be your lady broner forever. You’ll regret this.
You picked her? I’ll just cry in the shower with my Twix.
I’m still your lady broner, even if you ignored me.
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A girl who’s madly in love with her bro and wants to bone him. She ends up heartbroken and spends her nights eating pizza and crying.
Bro, I’ll be your lady broner even if you dump me. #friendzone
You chose her over me? I’ll eat pizza and cry about it.
I’m your lady broner, and I’ll haunt you forever.
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