Ladue Mom
A woman who spends more on her face than her kids, drives a Escalade like it's a spaceship, and texts her friends about Colorado ski trips while her kids are probably eating cereal for dinner.
I just got a text from Lisa: 'Snow is fake, but my face is real. I'm going to Vail and you're not.'
My kid just said, 'Mom, why do you have sunglasses on at 3 PM? It's not even dark yet.'
I'm texting my squad about snow while my kid is asking for pizza.