Ladue Mom

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A mom who shovels money into private schools for her brats, wears sunglasses so big they look like they're trying to hide their face, drives a Escalade like it's a throne, and texts her squad about skiing in Vail while wearing a bra that's probably made of glue.

Hey Karen, I just got a text from the ski lift. It said 'You're welcome' and it was from you. What's going on?!

I'm at the ski resort and my fake ass is freezing. My real one is still at the school drop-off.

I'm texting my lady friends about snow while my kid is crying in the back seat because he can't read.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A woman who spends more on her face than her kids, drives a Escalade like it's a spaceship, and texts her friends about Colorado ski trips while her kids are probably eating cereal for dinner.

I just got a text from Lisa: 'Snow is fake, but my face is real. I'm going to Vail and you're not.'

My kid just said, 'Mom, why do you have sunglasses on at 3 PM? It's not even dark yet.'

I'm texting my squad about snow while my kid is asking for pizza.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A mom who spends more on plastic surgery than gas, drives a Escalade like it's a luxury item, and texts her squad about snow while her kids are probably eating cereal in the car.

Hey Karen, I just got a text from you: 'Snow is real, my face is fake, and I'm going to Vail while you're stuck in traffic.'

My kid just said, 'Mom, why are you wearing sunglasses at noon? Are you trying to hide your face?'

I'm texting my squad about snow while my kid is asking for pizza again.

by Slangipedia 9d ago