Ladpadz
A smelly, sticky pad men stick under their pits to hide the gross sweat stains on their shirts. It’s like wearing a soggy sock in your armpit.
My boss said he’d quit if he had to see another guy’s pit stain on Monday morning.
He wore his ladpadz like a badge of honor during the office party. No one asked questions.
My dad’s ladpadz were so bad, the dog ran away from him.