Ladpadz

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A smelly, sticky pad men stick under their pits to hide the gross sweat stains on their shirts. It’s like wearing a soggy sock in your armpit.

My boss said he’d quit if he had to see another guy’s pit stain on Monday morning.

He wore his ladpadz like a badge of honor during the office party. No one asked questions.

My dad’s ladpadz were so bad, the dog ran away from him.

A man’s secret weapon against shirt-staining sweat. It’s basically a pad soaked in shame and regret.

He sent me a DM: 'Ladpadz or die. I’ve got no time for embarrassment.'

At the gym, he pulled out his ladpadz like it was a sword.

My uncle’s ladpadz fell out during the family reunion. It was a disaster.

A pad men use to cover up their pits like they’re hiding a crime. It’s also the reason your shirt looks like it’s been through a war.

He told me, 'I’ll wear my ladpadz till my last breath. I won’t let my shirt die in shame.'

At the bar, he took out his ladpadz like it was a magic trick.

His ladpadz were so bad, the bartender gave him a free drink.