Ladpadz
A pad men use to cover up their pits like they’re hiding a crime. It’s also the reason your shirt looks like it’s been through a war.
He told me, 'I’ll wear my ladpadz till my last breath. I won’t let my shirt die in shame.'
At the bar, he took out his ladpadz like it was a magic trick.
His ladpadz were so bad, the bartender gave him a free drink.