ladonia
Ladonia is a tiny fake country where the queen’s been in charge for life and the president lives in France. They have a stupid flag and a national anthem that’s just a rock hitting water. The language is only two words: waaaall and ÿp. The queen’s got a life of luxury while the president just gets voted in every 3 years.
I tried to speak their language and just said ‘waaaall’ all day.
The flag is so confusing, I thought it was a prank.
The anthem is so boring, I fell asleep during it.