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Ladonia is a tiny fake country in Sweden that started because a guy named Lars Vilks got in a huge fight with the local government over a dumb sculpture called Nimis. It’s got like 17,000 people, but most of them are just hanging out in other countries. The queen is a lifelong b*tch named Carolyn, and the president is some French guy named Christopher who gets voted in every 3 years.
My cousin applied for citizenship just to get free stuff.
I tried to be president once, but I got 2 votes and a middle finger.
The queen’s got a life of luxury in America while I’m stuck in France.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country where the queen is a lifelong b*tch and the president is just some guy from France who gets voted in every 3 years. The national anthem is the sound of a rock hitting water, and the language is just two words: waaaall and ÿp. The flag is green with a green cross, which is so useless that they just add white outlines to make it look decent.
My friend tried to learn the language and just said ‘waaaall’ all day.
The flag is so confusing, I thought it was a prank.
The anthem is just a rock in a pond, and it’s the worst.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country with a queen who’s been in charge for life and a president who lives in France. The only language they speak is two words: waaaall and ÿp. The flag is green with a green cross, which is so useless that they have to add white outlines just to make it look okay. The national anthem is the sound of a rock hitting water, and it’s the worst.
I tried to join the country just to get free citizenship.
The flag looks like a joke, and I’m not even mad about it.
The anthem is so boring, I fell asleep during it.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country where the queen’s been in charge for life and the president lives in France. They have a stupid flag and a national anthem that’s just a rock hitting water. The language is only two words: waaaall and ÿp. The queen’s got a life of luxury while the president just gets voted in every 3 years.
I got citizenship just to get free stuff and a weird flag.
The anthem is so boring, I walked out mid-song.
The queen lives in America, and I’m stuck in France with a stupid flag.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country with a queen who’s been in charge for life and a president who lives in France. The only language they speak is two words: waaaall and ÿp. The flag is green with a green cross, which is so confusing that they just add white outlines. The national anthem is the sound of a rock hitting water, and it’s the worst.
I tried to speak their language and just said ‘waaaall’ all day.
The flag is so confusing, I thought it was a prank.
The anthem is so boring, I fell asleep during it.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country with a queen who’s been in charge for life and a president who lives in France. They have a stupid flag and a national anthem that’s just a rock hitting water. The language is only two words: waaaall and ÿp. The queen’s got a life of luxury while the president just gets voted in every 3 years.
I got citizenship just to get free stuff and a weird flag.
The anthem is so boring, I walked out mid-song.
The queen lives in America, and I’m stuck in France with a stupid flag.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country where the queen’s been in charge for life and the president lives in France. They have a stupid flag and a national anthem that’s just a rock hitting water. The language is only two words: waaaall and ÿp. The queen’s got a life of luxury while the president just gets voted in every 3 years.
I tried to speak their language and just said ‘waaaall’ all day.
The flag is so confusing, I thought it was a prank.
The anthem is so boring, I fell asleep during it.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country with a queen who’s been in charge for life and a president who lives in France. The only language they speak is two words: waaaall and ÿp. The flag is green with a green cross, which is so confusing that they just add white outlines. The national anthem is the sound of a rock hitting water, and it’s the worst.
I got citizenship just to get free stuff and a weird flag.
The anthem is so boring, I walked out mid-song.
The queen lives in America, and I’m stuck in France with a stupid flag.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country where the queen’s been in charge for life and the president lives in France. They have a stupid flag and a national anthem that’s just a rock hitting water. The language is only two words: waaaall and ÿp. The queen’s got a life of luxury while the president just gets voted in every 3 years.
I tried to speak their language and just said ‘waaaall’ all day.
The flag is so confusing, I thought it was a prank.
The anthem is so boring, I fell asleep during it.
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Ladonia is a tiny fake country with a queen who’s been in charge for life and a president who lives in France. The only language they speak is two words: waaaall and ÿp. The flag is green with a green cross, which is so confusing that they just add white outlines. The national anthem is the sound of a rock hitting water, and it’s the worst.
I got citizenship just to get free stuff and a weird flag.
The anthem is so boring, I walked out mid-song.
The queen lives in America, and I’m stuck in France with a stupid flag.
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