ladonia
Ladonia is a tiny fake country where the queen is a lifelong b*tch and the president is just some guy from France who gets voted in every 3 years. The national anthem is the sound of a rock hitting water, and the language is just two words: waaaall and ÿp. The flag is green with a green cross, which is so useless that they just add white outlines to make it look decent.
My friend tried to learn the language and just said ‘waaaall’ all day.
The flag is so confusing, I thought it was a prank.
The anthem is just a rock in a pond, and it’s the worst.