ladlette
A guy who thinks he’s the most important person on Earth. He shaves his legs and walks like a pigeon. He talks about himself all the time. He rides a jet ski to school. He’ll try to make you do the same.
He said, "I ride a jet ski to school. You ride a bike. That’s not even close."
He tried to make me shave my legs. I called him a f***ing idiot.
He said, "I’m the best. You’re just a nobody."