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A smug, self-centered guy who thinks he’s the king of the world. He walks like a pigeon, shaves his legs like he’s trying to win a beauty pageant, and talks about himself more than anyone else. He rides a jet ski to school like it’s a normal thing to do.
"I got a 99 on the test because I’m perfect. You got a 95 because you’re weak."
He showed up to lunch with a jet ski and a snack. No one asked why.
He tried to convince me to shave my legs. I called him a f***ing idiot."
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the most important person ever. He has a perfect leg shave and talks about himself nonstop. He thinks riding a jet ski to school is the height of sophistication. He will try to make you do the same.
He said, "I ride a jet ski to school. You ride a bike. You’re inferior."
He tried to make me shave my legs. I told him to go f*** himself.
He said, "I’m the best. You’re just a nobody."
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the universe. He has a smooth leg and a smug face. He talks about himself so much that no one else can speak. He rides a jet ski to school like it’s normal.
He said, "I’m the best. You’re just a loser."
He tried to convince me to ride a jet ski to school. I told him he was a f***ing idiot.
He said, "I got a 100 on the test. You got a 90. That’s not even close."
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the top dog. He shaves his legs like he’s a girl. He talks about himself all day. He rides a jet ski to school like it’s the most normal thing ever. He’ll try to make you do the same.
He said, "I ride a jet ski. You ride a bus. You’re a f***ing loser."
He tried to make me shave my legs. I told him to go f*** himself.
He said, "I’m the best. You’re just a nobody."
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the most important person on Earth. He shaves his legs and walks like a pigeon. He talks about himself all the time. He rides a jet ski to school. He’ll try to make you do the same.
He said, "I ride a jet ski to school. You ride a bike. That’s not even close."
He tried to make me shave my legs. I called him a f***ing idiot.
He said, "I’m the best. You’re just a nobody."
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the whole world. He shaves his legs and talks about himself nonstop. He rides a jet ski to school like it’s normal. He’ll try to make you do the same.
He said, "I got a 100 on the test. You got a 90. You’re a f***ing loser."
He tried to convince me to ride a jet ski to school. I told him he was a f***ing idiot.
He said, "I’m the best. You’re just a nobody."
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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