ladleing
A savage fight where two fools bash each other with soup ladles until one has purple welts on their shoulders, back, and arms like a meatball in a saucepan. You start by touching spoons and blowing the feasting horn like a idiot with a bladder disease.
"I didn’t know you were into ladleing. I thought you were just a drunk.", @LadleWarrior
"Blow the horn, you faggot!", @SpoonSlayer
"I got a bruise the size of a pizza. I’m not even mad, I’m just sore.", @LadleDude