ladleing

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A savage fight where two fools bash each other with soup ladles until one has purple welts on their shoulders, back, and arms like a meatball in a saucepan. You start by touching spoons and blowing the feasting horn like a idiot with a bladder disease.
"I didn’t know you were into ladleing. I thought you were just a drunk.", @LadleWarrior
"Blow the horn, you faggot!", @SpoonSlayer
"I got a bruise the size of a pizza. I’m not even mad, I’m just sore.", @LadleDude
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Spoon-fucking, but with more glitter and less personality.
"I went from spooning to ladleing and now I'm just a glitter-coated faggot.", @Sp00nLover
"Ladleing is just spooning with a side of drama and glitter.", @SpoonQueen
"Ladleing is spooning with a little extra flair and a lot of glitter.", @LadleKing
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A pot of weed so strong it’s like a bowl of shrooms with a side of hallucinations. Only the cool kids in Isla Vista know about it, and they probably stole it from the devil.
"I ate that bowl of weed and now I think my roommate is a raccoon in a suit.", @WeedLover
"That bowl of marijuana was so strong, I saw my mom in a hat and a suit.", @BowlOfWeed
"I think I stole the bowl of marijuana from the devil himself.", @LadleMaster
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A fat pipe that looks like a ladle because it has a handle, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s a bowl with a handle and no personality.
"That bowl looks like a ladle, but it’s still a bowl.", @BowlMaster
"I called it a bowl, but it’s just a ladle with no personality.", @LadlePipe
"It’s a bowl, but it’s got a handle, so it’s a ladle.", @BowlOfWeed
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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When a big, dumb guy curls up like a ladle and a tiny, confused girl fits inside like a meatball in a soup. It’s basically the worst kind of spooning.
"He looked like a ladle and I fit in like a meatball.", @LadleSpoon
"I was spooning a guy who looked like a ladle and I was a meatball.", @SpoonLover
"That ladle guy was so big, I was like a meatball in a saucepan.", @LadleDude
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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When a fat guy is spooning and the other person is just a tiny, confused kid who doesn’t know what’s happening.
"He’s spooning with a kid who looks like a meatball in a saucepan.", @SpoonSquad
"I’m spooning with a kid and he thinks I’m a meatball.", @SpoonDude
"I’m spooning with a kid and he’s just confused.", @LadleLover
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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When you use a ladle to play with saggy balls, and you make sure they’re warm so they sag even more. It’s like a game of tug-of-war with your junk.
"I used a ladle to play with my saggy balls and now they’re like a meatball in a saucepan.", @BallLover
"That ladle is like a meatball in a saucepan with my balls.", @LadleBall
"I used a ladle to play with my saggy balls and now I’m sore.", @LadleSpoon
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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