ladera dad
The guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got a perfect house, a perfect life, and a perfect lie. He coaches, he drinks, and he probably has a secret girlfriend or two.
@LaderaDad: Just got a new girlfriend. Also got a new tattoo. Also got a new divorce. Also got a new dog. Also got a new life.
@LaderaDad: My wife says I’m a bad dad. I say I’m a good dad. My mistress says I’m a great dad. I say I’m a trophy dad.
@LaderaDad: I made the haunted house. Also got a new job. Also got a new lie. Also got a new problem.