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The guy who thinks he’s king of the hill. He’s got a trophy wife, a trophy kid, and a trophy life. He coaches every game, drinks every night, and probably has a secret life that involves more than just a few lies.

@LaderaDad: Just won the 5K. My wife won the trophy. I won the medal. I also won the bet. You lost.

@LaderaDad: Coached my kid’s soccer game. Also got a tattoo. Also got a divorce. Also got a new dog. Also got a new mistress.

@LaderaDad: I’m at the gym. Also at the bar. Also at my mistress’s house. Also at the store. Also at my kid’s game.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

The guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got a perfect house, a perfect life, and a perfect lie. He coaches, he drinks, and he probably has a secret girlfriend or two.

@LaderaDad: Just got a new girlfriend. Also got a new tattoo. Also got a new divorce. Also got a new dog. Also got a new life.

@LaderaDad: My wife says I’m a bad dad. I say I’m a good dad. My mistress says I’m a great dad. I say I’m a trophy dad.

@LaderaDad: I made the haunted house. Also got a new job. Also got a new lie. Also got a new problem.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

The guy who thinks he’s the best. He’s got the best wife, the best kid, and the best life. He coaches, he drinks, and he probably has a secret life that involves more than just a few lies.

@LaderaDad: Just got a new job. Also got a new wife. Also got a new lie. Also got a new problem.

@LaderaDad: I decorated the house. Also got a new tattoo. Also got a new divorce. Also got a new mistress.

@LaderaDad: My wife says I’m a bad dad. My mistress says I’m a great dad. My kid says I’m a stupid dad.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

The guy who thinks he’s the king. He coaches, he drinks, and he probably has a secret life that involves more than just a few lies. He also has a trophy wife and a trophy kid.

@LaderaDad: Just won the 5K. My wife won the trophy. I won the medal. I also won the bet. You lost.

@LaderaDad: I got a new tattoo. Also got a new mistress. Also got a new divorce. Also got a new life.

@LaderaDad: My wife says I’m a bad dad. My mistress says I’m a great dad. My kid says I’m a stupid dad.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

The guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got a perfect wife, a perfect life, and a perfect lie. He coaches, he drinks, and he probably has a secret life that involves more than just a few lies.

@LaderaDad: Just got a new job. Also got a new wife. Also got a new lie. Also got a new problem.

@LaderaDad: I made the haunted house. Also got a new tattoo. Also got a new divorce. Also got a new mistress.

@LaderaDad: My wife says I’m a bad dad. My mistress says I’m a great dad. My kid says I’m a stupid dad.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

The guy who thinks he’s the best. He coaches, he drinks, and he probably has a secret life that involves more than just a few lies. He also has a trophy wife and a trophy kid.

@LaderaDad: Just got a new tattoo. Also got a new mistress. Also got a new divorce. Also got a new life.

@LaderaDad: I decorated the house. Also got a new job. Also got a new lie. Also got a new problem.

@LaderaDad: My wife says I’m a bad dad. My mistress says I’m a great dad. My kid says I’m a stupid dad.

by Slangipedia 18h ago