ladera dad
The guy who thinks he’s the king. He coaches, he drinks, and he probably has a secret life that involves more than just a few lies. He also has a trophy wife and a trophy kid.
@LaderaDad: Just won the 5K. My wife won the trophy. I won the medal. I also won the bet. You lost.
@LaderaDad: I got a new tattoo. Also got a new mistress. Also got a new divorce. Also got a new life.
@LaderaDad: My wife says I’m a bad dad. My mistress says I’m a great dad. My kid says I’m a stupid dad.