Ladder of Noobism
The noob chain of command is when a newb thinks they’re in charge, even though they don’t know what they’re doing.
Newb: 'You have to do what I say!' Me: 'I’m gonna do what I want.'
Newb: 'You’re not the boss of me!' Me: 'I’m the boss of you.'
Newb: 'I’m the leader!' Me: 'You’re the follower.'