Ladder of Noobism
The noob chain of command is when a newb thinks they can order you around, even though they’re the one who’s clueless.
Newb: 'You have to listen to me!' Me: 'I’m gonna laugh at you.'
Newb: 'You’re not the boss of me!' Me: 'I’m the boss of you.'
Newb: 'I’m gonna beat you!' Me: 'I’m gonna beat you so hard you’ll be in the hospital.'