Ladder Day
Ladder Day is when people pretend it’s spring, but they’re really just tired of winter. They drink orange juice and champagne like it’s the end of the world.
At school, we had a Ladder Day party and my friend ate a whole pizza and passed out.
My brother said Ladder Day is the only holiday that matters because it’s all about drinking.
My dog got drunk on orange juice and started barking at the mailman.