Ladder Day

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Ladder Day is a stupid holiday on March 24th. People in New York drink so much champagne and orange juice they throw up. It’s like the start of spring, but also like the start of a hangover.
My cousin drank 10 glasses of orange juice and now he’s crying on the floor.
My teacher said Ladder Day is when people forget they’re still in March.
I tried to celebrate Ladder Day, but my mom said I had to clean my room first.
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Ladder Day is when people from Rockland County go crazy and drink like sailors. It’s not a real holiday, but it’s the best one because it’s all about being loud and stupid.
My neighbor screamed ‘Ladder Day is here!’ at 7 a. m. and woke up the whole street.
My dad drank orange juice out of a champagne bottle and said it was ‘a new beginning.’
My sister tried to make Ladder Day a thing, but her friends just laughed at her.
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Ladder Day is when people pretend it’s spring, but they’re really just tired of winter. They drink orange juice and champagne like it’s the end of the world.
At school, we had a Ladder Day party and my friend ate a whole pizza and passed out.
My brother said Ladder Day is the only holiday that matters because it’s all about drinking.
My dog got drunk on orange juice and started barking at the mailman.
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