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Ladder Day is a stupid holiday on March 24th. People in New York drink so much champagne and orange juice they throw up. It’s like the start of spring, but also like the start of a hangover.
My cousin drank 10 glasses of orange juice and now he’s crying on the floor.
My teacher said Ladder Day is when people forget they’re still in March.
I tried to celebrate Ladder Day, but my mom said I had to clean my room first.