LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) - A person who would let their house burn down just to avoid g

A person who would let their house burn down just to avoid getting up and putting out the fire.

I didn’t even turn on the lights. I’m too lazy for that.

I didn’t even take a shower. I just let my hair grow out like a bush.

I didn’t even answer the door. I just yelled at the mailman through the window.