lactotarian
A lactotarian is someone who thinks breast milk is the best drink and donuts are just the side show.
My mom’s a lactotarian. She drinks milk and eats donuts every day. It’s like a religion.
He’s a lactotarian. I swear he once tried to drink a donut. It didn’t end well.
That guy’s a lactotarian. I’ve seen him eat donuts in the middle of the night like it’s a sacred ritual.