lactotarian

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A lactotarian is a person who drinks breast milk like it's water and eats chocolate donuts like they’re going out of style.

I’ve seen this guy eat a donut at 3 a. m. while sipping breast milk. It’s like a food group war.

My cousin’s a lactotarian. She once told me donuts are the only thing that can beat breast milk.

He’s a lactotarian. I don’t know how he survives on that junk.

A lactotarian is someone who thinks breast milk is the best drink and donuts are just the side show.

My mom’s a lactotarian. She drinks milk and eats donuts every day. It’s like a religion.

He’s a lactotarian. I swear he once tried to drink a donut. It didn’t end well.

That guy’s a lactotarian. I’ve seen him eat donuts in the middle of the night like it’s a sacred ritual.

A lactotarian is a person who lives off breast milk and donuts, like they’re the only two things that matter in life.

I’ve seen my brother eat donuts and drink breast milk for breakfast. It’s horrifying.

She’s a lactotarian. I don’t know how she can live on that junk and still be sane.

He’s a lactotarian. I once saw him eat a donut while sipping breast milk. It was like watching a food group fight.