lactosexual
A weird obsession with dairy stuff that turns into a full-blown sexual fantasy. It’s like your brain is covered in cheese and you can’t stop thinking about it.
I saw a guy drooling over a milk carton like it was a hot girl at a party.
She texted me a photo of a pizza and said, 'This is my new lover.'
He went to jail for trying to sneak cheese into the prison kitchen.