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A weird obsession with dairy stuff that turns into a full-blown sexual fantasy. It’s like your brain is covered in cheese and you can’t stop thinking about it.
I saw a guy drooling over a milk carton like it was a hot girl at a party.
She texted me a photo of a pizza and said, 'This is my new lover.'
He went to jail for trying to sneak cheese into the prison kitchen.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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When someone gets so turned on by dairy that they start making out with yogurt cups and moaning like they’ve found their soulmate.
He kissed a bowl of cereal and called it a 'romantic breakfast.'
She cried when her ice cream melted because it was 'like a breakup.'
He asked the grocery store if he could live in the dairy aisle.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A person who thinks milk is the best lover ever and would rather have a cheese sandwich than a real date.
He proposed to a block of cheddar and got engaged.
She broke up with her boyfriend because he didn’t like ice cream.
He said, 'I’d marry a milkshake if it asked me.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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When your main source of pleasure is eating dairy and you act like it’s the best thing ever. It’s like your brain is a yogurt cup and it’s about to explode.
He got a tattoo of a milk bottle and called it his 'love mark.'
She texted me a picture of a cream cheese and said, 'This is my favorite part of the day.'
He bought a whole cow just to have more milk.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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When you’re so into dairy that you start having wild fantasies about it and act like it’s the most important thing in your life.
He had a dream about a chocolate milk and woke up crying.
She called her ice cream 'my baby' and took it to school with her.
He texted me, 'I just had sex with a pizza.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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