Lactose Frog
A frog that’s also a milf’s saggy tits. It’s like a frog got hit by a milk truck and then got hit by a middle-aged woman.
My teacher said my essay was a lactose frog. I drew a frog with saggy tits on the board.
My crush called me a lactose frog in a DM. I sent him a picture of a frog eating a milkshake.
My brother called my mom a lactose frog. She kicked him out of the house.