Lactose Frog

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A milk-loving frog that’s also a milf’s saggy tits. It’s like a cheeseburger with a side of cringe.

My ex called me a lactose frog in a group chat. I blocked her and ate a whole pizza.

He said my mom was a lactose frog. I threw a milk carton at him.

My teacher called my essay a lactose frog. I got a D and cried in the hallway.

A frog that drinks milk and also looks like a milf’s saggy boobs. Basically the worst combo of a frog and a middle-aged woman.

My friend’s dog is a lactose frog. He barks at milk and chews on my mom’s bra.

My cousin called my aunt a lactose frog during Thanksgiving. She threw a pie in his face.

My dad said my grandma was a lactose frog. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

A frog that’s also a milf’s saggy tits. It’s like a frog got hit by a milk truck and then got hit by a middle-aged woman.

My teacher said my essay was a lactose frog. I drew a frog with saggy tits on the board.

My crush called me a lactose frog in a DM. I sent him a picture of a frog eating a milkshake.

My brother called my mom a lactose frog. She kicked him out of the house.