Lactorious - Talking about stuff that doesn't matter, like a kid who can'

Talking about stuff that doesn't matter, like a kid who can't stop telling stories about his goldfish.

'My goldfish ran for president, and the cat was his campaign manager.'

Tweet: 'I tried to make a sandwich, but the bread was mad at me.'

Text: 'The pencil was sad, the eraser was angry, and the paper was confused.'