Lactorious

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A bunch of words that don't make sense and go nowhere, like a f***ed-up conversation from a drunk person.

'So I went to the store, and the dog ran away, and then I got a pizza, but the dog came back and ate it.'

DM: 'I think the sky is green, and my shoes are haunted, but I don't know why.'

Speech: 'The cat was blue, the moon was loud, and the dog said hello, but no one answered.'

Talking about stuff that doesn't matter, like a kid who can't stop telling stories about his goldfish.

'My goldfish ran for president, and the cat was his campaign manager.'

Tweet: 'I tried to make a sandwich, but the bread was mad at me.'

Text: 'The pencil was sad, the eraser was angry, and the paper was confused.'

A jumble of words that don't make sense, like someone trying to explain a dream after too much coffee.

'I dreamed I was a robot made of jelly, and I fought a dragon with a banana.'

Text: 'The coffee was yelling, the cup was crying, and the table was tired.'

Speech: 'I walked into a library, and the books were arguing about who was the best.'

A bunch of random thoughts that don't go together, like a brain that forgot how to think.

'The sun was purple, the clouds were dancing, and my socks were watching TV.'

Tweet: 'I tried to cook, but the stove was on vacation.'

Text: 'The cat is a detective, the dog is a thief, and the bird is a witness.'

Words that don't make sense, like a kid who just ate a whole cake and tried to explain it.

'The cake was happy, the frosting was singing, and the candles were tired.'

Speech: 'I ate the cake, and the cake ate me, and then we both became pancakes.'

Text: 'My brain is full of cake, and my mouth is confused.'