lactophilia - When you’re so obsessed with milk, you’d rather have it pump

When you’re so obsessed with milk, you’d rather have it pumped into you than have a normal life.

I got a milk IV. I looked like a madman. I’m lactophilic and I’m proud.

My friend got a milk enema. I got a boner. I’m not weird. I’m lactophilic.

I’d rather drink milk than eat food. I’m not a monster. I’m lactophilic.