lactophilia - When you’re so in love with milk, you’d rather drink it than

When you’re so in love with milk, you’d rather drink it than have sex.

I skipped my date to drink milk. I’m not heartbroken. I’m lactophilic.

She asked me to go out. I said, ‘No. I’m drinking milk.’ She left. I’m lactophilic.

I’d rather drink milk than kiss my mom. I’m not a monster. I’m lactophilic.