Lactanoes - Tits that are like a volcano, but they might not have milk.

Tits that are like a volcano, but they might not have milk. Sometimes they just pretend to erupt.

My lactanoes pretended to erupt during lunch. I said, 'You’re not even real.' They said, 'You’re just not cool.'

My lactanoes are so fake, they don’t even have milk. They just spray glitter.

I asked my mom if her lactanoes had milk. She said, 'No, but they have a good attitude.'