Lactanoes

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Big volcano-shaped tits that might have milk or might not. Either way, they’re a disaster waiting to happen.

My aunt’s lactanoes are so big they could erupt at any moment. I’ve seen her coffee cup overflow twice.

My crush said his lactanoes are like lava flows. I asked if they were hot. He said, 'You know it.'

My lactanoes are so big, my bra broke. Now I wear my dad’s shirt to school.

Tits that look like they’re about to blow. Milk might come out, or it might just be a fake explosion.

My lactanoes are so loud, my dog ran away. He said he didn’t want to be near a milk volcano.

I told my teacher my lactanoes were erupting. She said, 'You’re not erupting. You’re just being dramatic.'

My friend’s lactanoes exploded during math class. The whole room got distracted.

Tits that are like a volcano, but they might not have milk. Sometimes they just pretend to erupt.

My lactanoes pretended to erupt during lunch. I said, 'You’re not even real.' They said, 'You’re just not cool.'

My lactanoes are so fake, they don’t even have milk. They just spray glitter.

I asked my mom if her lactanoes had milk. She said, 'No, but they have a good attitude.'