Lacrosse Tan
A lacrosse tan is when your skin looks like it got peed on by the sun and then stepped on by a goat. It’s the badge of honor for anyone who spends their life getting hit by balls and ignoring sunscreen.
'I got a lax tan so bad I can’t go to the pool without crying.'
'My tan is so bad my mom thinks I’m a flamingo.'
'That tan is so intense I think my skin is gonna peel off and start a new life.'