Lacrosse Tan

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A lacrosse tan is the burnt, red, angry look on your legs and arms from spending too much time in the sun while getting your butt whooped on the field. It’s like your body is screaming, 'I’m not gonna take it no more!'

'My tan is so bad I look like a lobster that got run over.'

'I got a lax tan so bad I can’t wear shorts anymore.'

'That tan is proof I’m a real bro, I got it from wall work and getting smacked by a 200-pound beast.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lacrosse tan is when your skin looks like it got peed on by the sun and then stepped on by a goat. It’s the badge of honor for anyone who spends their life getting hit by balls and ignoring sunscreen.

'I got a lax tan so bad I can’t go to the pool without crying.'

'My tan is so bad my mom thinks I’m a flamingo.'

'That tan is so intense I think my skin is gonna peel off and start a new life.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lacrosse tan is the ugly, orange, glowing skin you get from playing outside like an idiot while your team laughs at you. It’s like your body is saying, 'I’m not gonna take this nonsense anymore!'

'I got a lax tan so bad I look like a raccoon that got sunburned.'

'That tan is so bad I think I’m gonna start a new trend.'

'My skin is so orange I could be a fruit at the grocery store.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago