lacrosse goalie
A goalie who looks like a clown, and all the attack men and middies hate them because they are colorful and annoying. They also make boys who try to ask them out look like weaklings.
My goalie looked like a rainbow exploded in his head. The attack men got mad.
He had neon socks, neon pants, and neon tape. The middies said, 'That’s not a goalie, that’s a nightmare.'
He had a neon head and neon shoe laces. The attack men said, 'He looks like a neon sign.'