Lacrosse douche
A lacrosse douche is a rich, white kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the best. They don't know the meaning of the word 'Christian' and are followed by 1,500 people who think they're cool.
Text: 'I'm a rich, clueless lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'You're not cool. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: '1,500 followers and I'm still a lacrosse douche.'