Lacrosse douche

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A lacrosse douche is a rich, white kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the bomb. They have one Instagram post (a picture of them vacationing in Seaside Florida) but still have 1,500 followers because they're clueless.
DM: 'Hey, you follow me? I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Text: 'Why don't you follow me? I'm rich and I play lacrosse.'
Tweet: 'My vacation photo is my only post. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
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A lacrosse douche is a skinny, rich kid who thinks they're cool just because they play lacrosse. They have 100 nudes, but 99% are from other lacrosse douches, and they don't know the meaning of the word 'Christian.'
Text: 'I have 100 nudes. 99 are from other douches. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'You're not cool. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: 'My nudes are all from other douches. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
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A lacrosse douche is a rich, skinny, white kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the best. They don't know the meaning of the word 'Christian' and would rather be followed by 1,500 people than actually be cool.
Text: '1,500 followers and I'm still a lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'You're not cool. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: 'I'm rich, I play lacrosse, and I'm a douche.'
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A lacrosse douche is a rich, white kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the best. They only have one Instagram post, but it's from Seaside Florida, and they still have 1,500 followers because they're clueless and rich.
Text: 'I vacationed in Seaside Florida. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'Why don't you follow me? I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: 'One post. 1,500 followers. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
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A lacrosse douche is a skinny, rich kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the best. They have 100 nudes, but 99% are from other lacrosse douches and they're still clueless about being cool.
Text: '99% of my nudes are from other douches. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'I have nudes and I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: 'I'm a rich, clueless lacrosse douche.'
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A lacrosse douche is a rich, white kid who plays lacrosse and thinks they're the best. They don't know the meaning of the word 'Christian' and are followed by 1,500 people who think they're cool.
Text: 'I'm a rich, clueless lacrosse douche.'
DM: 'You're not cool. I'm a lacrosse douche.'
Tweet: '1,500 followers and I'm still a lacrosse douche.'
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