Lacrosee
Lacrosse is the sport where you run, scream, and punch people with sticks. It’s for guys who think football is too slow, hockey is too cold, and baseball is for sissy boys.
I play lacrosse because I’m too fast for football and too rough for hockey.
My brother plays lacrosse because he’s too tough for baseball and too dumb for chess.
Lacrosse is the sport where you get hit in the face with sticks and yell at your teammates.