Lacrosee

Lacrosse is like the Native American version of a screaming, punchy, stick-fighting war. Now it's a real sport with teams in Canada and the US. It's played in the spring, and most of the players are either too manly for football or too hungry for hot lacrosstitutes.

Lacrosse is the sport where you run, scream, and punch people with sticks. It’s for guys who think football is too slow, hockey is too cold, and baseball is for sissy boys.

Lacrosse is a sport where you run, stick-fight, and yell like a madman. It’s for guys who are too manly for football, too wild for hockey, and too hot for baseball.

Lacrosse is the sport where you run, hit people with sticks, and scream like a madman. It’s for guys who are too fast for football, too rough for hockey, and too hungry for hot lacrosstitutes.

Lacrosse is the sport where you run, scream, and punch people with sticks. It’s for guys who think football is for sissies, hockey is too cold, and baseball is for wimps.