Lacris
She’s the kind of woman who can steal your heart, your lunch money, and your dignity. You’d follow her to the ends of the Earth, just don’t forget to bring snacks.
She stole my sandwich and my feelings. I’m still hungry and heartbroken.
She said she liked me, then took my last $5. I cried.
She texted me and said, ‘I’ll see you later,’ and I had to take a nap.